egriz: sp0radic: how the hell are they gonna put the pizza planet truck in Brave
whats the html code for a social life <go> </outside> 404 error
ancient-amateur: When you realise people born in 2000 will be teenagers next year…
When someone doesn't have a fandom
addigot-moxie: sassygaygrandhighblood: ...
princeofdoki: weeniehatgeneral: why did i...
rochellejanee: i posted this on my friends wall and people were bitching about how it was creepy so then i posted this
thatsagoodnickclegg: i dont think im better than you because of my interests i think im better than you because i am better than you
k1mkardashian: pooping would be so much fun if we pooped cute things like skittles or hamsters
me: *puts in headphones*
everyone else: hey lets start an unnecessary conversation
Goofy is the only classic Disney character who...
artninja-mcrockviking: Mickey has nephews, Donald has nephews, Goofy has a son. And he wasn’t adopted, he looks just like him. Goofy……has had sex. Goofy…..has known a woman biblically…. Imagine what it must’ve looked like. Imagine what it sounded like. These are the things I think about when I wake up in the middle of the night, drenched in sweat.
me: oh my god
favorite celebrity: um, hi, nice to meet y-
favorite celebrity: i'm sorry, what? what language was that? i don't underst-
me: DEAR GOD IN HEAVEN SWEET BABY JESUS TAKE THE WHEEL THIS IS BETTER THAN FANFIC I WANT TO TOUCH WHERE YOU PEE FROM CAN YOU SIGN THE INSIDE OF MY NOSE
favorite celebrity: i - you ... you WHAT? excuse me?!!
celebrity's friend: careful, she's from the internet. just back away slowly, don't make eye contact, and make no sudden movements
my friend: hey 'sup OH MY GOD IS THAT?????
me: YES OMFG IKR LMFAO BARK????????
celebrity's friend: holy shit they're multiplying every man for themselves RUN
cybergay: where can I buy light up shoes in adult sizes